This is the Kind of Senseless Tragedy That Makes Me Giggle

A "supermodel" stepped out of a moving trailer onto a busy highway.

A beautiful high-fashion model apparently took a wrong turn inside her trailer's bathroom as the RV rumbled along a Brooklyn highway yesterday - and opened up a door that dumped her onto the highway.

Leggy Russian head-turner Tatyana Simanava, 21, suffered a possible broken shoulder and wrist, as well as cuts and bruises, when she took the terrifying tumble from the motor home. It was traveling 50 mph along the busy Gowanus Expressway near 76th Street around 11:50 a.m., police said.

I'm not sure I can find any kind of justification for this. I heard speculation on the radio that maybe the door opened with the hinges towards the back of the vehicle, and the wind force of the vehicle traveling at 50 mph was enough to yank her out. But really, who grips a doorknob that tight? Maybe she was startled and lost her balance, and couldn't avoid falling out. That seems unlikely though; I would just grab the door jamb if it were me. Maybe, she's just a tard. Though I'm the exception to the rule, obviously, most strikingly beautiful people are quite dumb. She may have paid absolutely no attention to the rushing air and blurred scenery. Is that really possible???

You can check her out here, if you must. Pervs.