Tough Questions for the Bush Administration!

Andrew Sullivan has now, I believe, completely lost it.

Someone needs to ask Karl Rove when he last spoke or met with Haggard. And the press needs to ask the president what his relationship is with Haggard as well. Like now.

As a service to the press, I've got some asinine questions to ask the President, too.

• Mr. Bush, did you know Ted Haggard was a closet homosexual?
• If so, did you discuss gay sex with Ted Haggard?
• Being a former drug user yourself, did you discuss drug use with Mr. Haggard?
• Did you convince him to buy crystal meth?
• Did you ever use crystal meth with Ted Haggard?
• Did you and KKKarl Rove engage in meth-fueled gay sex with Ted Haggard?
• If so, why was Andrew Sullivan not invited? You do know he's gay, right? This could have gone a long way to mend fences with Mr. Sullivan regarding his criticism of your administration, don't you think?
• Mr. Bush, are you gay, too?
• Are ALL Christian Evangelicals "kinda-sorta-maybe-somewhat" gay, in your opinion?
• Isn't the First Lady just a "beard" for your latent homosexuality?
• Is Dick Cheney gay, too?
• Did you ever give a massage to Dick Cheney? KKKarl Rove? Ted Haggard? James Dobson?
• Why can't you admit that your discrimination against gays is the product of your own self-hatred over your latent homosexual tendencies?
• Aren't we all gay, really, in that "kinda-maybe-sorta-somewhat" way?
• When you choked on that pretzel, was it really a pretzel?
  
• Does your father, Bush 41, approve of your gay-ness? What about your mother, First Lady Barbara Bush? Did she catch you, as a young man, furiously flagellating yourself to gay literature? While using meth?
  
• Would you allow Jim Webb to hold you upside down by your ankles and put your penis into his mouth?

That was fun...